A NEW LOW...FOR THE ECONOMY AND PROPOSALS

This is quite possibly the worst marriage proposal story I've ever heard...please don't get this lazy people. First off, after SEVEN long years, SHE was the one who asked him...because apparently he wasn't up to it? (Side note: I love how the news article mentions how he's finally decided to spend more time with her than playing video games...making her a "priority") So she proposes, on a Dairy Queen sign, alongside the freeway where tons of people noticed it. But here's the kicker...he didn't respond...FOR FIVE DAYS. She finally texted him...to ask if he was going to give her an answer. He texted back: "I do." To each his own, I guess.

HE SEALED THE DEAL WITH A TEXT?